The Erotic Porn Blog Latest Updates

Update on 2018-09-04 – New Name Domain:

Since yesterday I changed my name domain Johnnydick.com for this new one: eroticpornblog.com. Don’t forget to put on your favourite the new domain with the keyboard shortcut Ctrl-D

Update on 2018-06-12 – Affiliate Program:

The Erotic Porn Blog is free and, it takes a lot of hours per week to build and maintain a quality blog like this one. So I need some money! Just I work with advertising and some banners with affiliate program, giving me profitable incomes. Affiliate program are my best because you can highlight products or services you use and love without having to do the work of creating or maintaining that product yourself.
I tried different adult affiliate programs but my favourite is for sure Crack Revenue, one of the best, one of the most friendly, and with the best support! Try it?! You will see how it’s working good!

Crack Revenue.

Update on 2018-06-12 – I stooped infinite scroll:

After different test, I don’t like so much infinite scroll with full of problem of cache browser, displaying old pages without the infinite scroll and without any button to continue through the other pages. So just a mess. More easy without!

Update on 2018-06-08 – Infinite scroll by auto load next post:

Because I don’t like when I have to click every time to the next page of posts, I was looking to install an infinite scroll to auto load next post, and I found the right one! So now instead to click on the bottom of the page to see the next post, you don’t have to make nothing, the next post will be automatically loads, repeating the process until are no more posts to load. By this way, you will have access to the content faster. Enjoy!

Infinite scroll in Johnny Dick Blog.

Update on 2018-06-03 – Sharing the best and fastest hosting in UK, Smart Hosting:

When you start a blog or site today you have to focus absolutely on the performance. But even you have a very good performance, if you have a slow hosting, it will be a big shame! Since I’m working online, I tried several hosting. You can find from the worst to the best, who aren’t, in reality, too numerous.

I remember an experience with one of the worst, I want to tell because, the hosting was the shit of the shit, speaking about performance, and also the shit of the shit about support. It was Bluehost hosting. You can read the description of the website “Bluehost is one of the largest and most trusted web hosting services powering millions of websites” Just my dick!!! Go far away from this one, just a set of charlatans! And I speak bad just about this one because I’m still angry about them, I don’t care about the others…

So, right now, the best hosting I never tried is British and the name is Smart Hosting. I’m working with them since 6 years and is just happiness, with a very fast hosting (have a look to my blog with just a basic hosting), and the support is the most friendly and reactive I never seen. Sometime if I have a problem, they are always there with a quick solution.

So don’t hesitate to have a look, Smart Hosting is one of the fastest hosting company in UK. You can try it with an offer a full 30-day money back guarantee with no contracts.

Smart Hosting banner.

Update on 2018-05-21 – I don’t like Google AMP:

I made the experience of AMP (Accelerated Mobiles Pages) and I don’t like it! I don’t like the reading in amp pages, I don’t like the CSS fucked and specially my buttons who are appearing too small, I don’t like the way that makes it harder to share links to the original content, bit by bit your original content disappear, amazing… I don’t like that Google is killing the creative original design of my blog, disassociating content from its creator…

Because Google AMP is killing my blog, and by the way, killing the Web, because killing every sites, I don’t want this Google world no taking care of everyone, just working for his interest ! My world is very far from this Google world!
So, definitively, bye bye Google AMP!

I made a redirection for all AMP pages to go back to the original mobile device page. And, now with the new optimization of every pages, the difference of page speed is negligible, at least as fast.

Update on 2018-05-15 – Improved performance of the blog:

Since I started The Erotic Porn Blog, I work every day to make posts but also to improve the performance, to offer you the most comfortable experience. But I missed one thing; more than 70% of my visitors are using a mobile device and, looking result in GTmetrix, it was not so good, with some pages running between 0% and 40% of page speed.

Performance before optimization in Johnny Dick Blog.

So since two months, I’m working on the performance of Johnny Dick blog, with very good results!

  • I understood first that my template was not so good in performance, even I loved the design. So, firstly, I changed the template to use one of the most fast and lightweight, and the most important for me a minimalist design, for a easiest navigation, specially on mobile devices.
  • I check every plugin for reducing the high number of requests. And after optimization, I go from 82 requests to 29.
  • I installed WP Rocket, one of the most powerful caching plugin by WordPress.
  • I optimized every fucking pictures, same for the gifs, who are taking much more weight.
  • I stop to make beautiful galleries who was using a lot of requests and putting only 12 images by page, more comfortable on Mobile device.

And the result is impressive. With all these optimizations, I got today an incredible page speed! I didn’t finish yet to optimize every page, is a lot of work, but I will bit by bit!

Performance after optimization in Johnny Dick Blog.

Not totally to 100%, there are some point that I didn’t still understand totally, but I will.

And now The Erotic Porn Blog is more secure than ever. I’m happy to announce I have upgraded Johnny Dick domain to SSL encryption!

So here you are the new The Erotic Porn blog, so light and fast but still cheeky, sexy, naughty, saucy, spicy, racy, sensual and passionate for ever!! Good fun and good fuck!

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