No juicy spring break stories at school…
I’ve been keeping my ears open on the way to and from class for the past couple weeks, and am extremely disappointed to report that none of my classmates are telling any good spring break stories. Maybe I am just taking the wrong classes this semster to hear the really good sex stories, or maybe my campus has become terribly tame since they instituted the “no alcohol on college grounds” policy. It’s pretty bad when the best “Spring Break gone wild and wrong” story comes from the RADIO!
As for myself, well it’s hard to be bad on spring break when you go stay at your mother’s house! And I didn’t even go drinking with my dad and his wife or even my sister because they all had the flu bug and were having trouble even eating, much less boozing it up and getting wild. Oh well, there’s always the end-of-school parties and summer break to look forward to…













