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I’ve been keeping my ears open on the way to and from class for the past couple weeks, and am extremely disappointed to report that none of my classmates are telling any good spring break stories. Maybe I am just taking the wrong classes this semster to hear the really good sex stories, or maybe my campus has become terribly tame since they instituted the “no alcohol on college grounds” policy. It’s pretty bad when the best “Spring Break gone wild and wrong” story comes from the RADIO!

As for myself, well it’s hard to be bad on spring break when you go stay at your mother’s house! And I didn’t even go drinking with my dad and his wife or even my sister because they all had the flu bug and were having trouble even eating, much less boozing it up and getting wild. Oh well, there’s always the end-of-school parties and summer break to look forward to…

Enjoy this short sex story about college Spring Break (which is still going on BTW )

“We decided to hit the beach during spring break. I thought it was a huge mistake but my buddy thought it would be cool to see all the college girls in bikinis out there having fun. Well, he was right but we didn’t see any bikinis.

We stumbled into the middle of the biggest drunk orgy i’ve ever seen in my life. These chicks were so drunk they were fucking the bums and didn’t really care. We found a piece of driftwood and sat back to watch the fun.

I saw one chick getting her fucking pussy pounded and her ass violated by two guys who looked like body builders. I don’t know how they kept from splitting her open. When they were done with her she rolled over and had sand all over her pussy and the insides of her thighs.

For some reason that gave me the biggest hardon i’ve ever had. I reached down and unzipped my pants and pulled my cock out to stroke it. I guess she noticed that I was furiously pumping on my rod and crawled over and took my whole cock into her mouth in one motion. I thought she was going to suck the skin right off my cock. When I came it felt like it should have blown the back of her head off but she didn’t spill a drop and swallowed every bit. I think i’m going to be vacationing every spring break from now on.”

Story courtesy of Spring Break Hoes

I thought y’all would have an appreciation for this sex confession from an 18 year old’s private erotic diary…

“My parents gave me a new camera for my 18th birthday and it even records movies. I think i’m going to have a lot of fun with this toy. The first thing I did was turn it on to record what I look like naked. Hey, I look pretty hot.

Then I thought I would have some real fun and put my camera on the floor and squat down over it so I could see what my pussy and asshole look like close up. That’s important if i’m going to be having sex. I want to have a pretty pussy for all my boyfriends. I watched what I had recorded and it was pretty cool. It made me horny too. I think i’ll try some more just to see what it looks like.

I don’t have any dildos yet because i’m afraid my Dad will find them. But, I do have this great massager that I got for my arm when it gets sore from playing softball too much. It has a round ball on the end up it a little bigger than a golf ball and when it’s on high it will turn whatever it’s touching numb. I grabbed it and put it in my pussy while it was off. Damn, that felt really good. I think i’m going to turn it on to see what happens. Oh my god! That feels so fucking good. I can’t help plunging it in and out of my pussy while it’s vibrating. I’ve already cum twice. I’ve got my legs spread and my back arched and my ass is off the bed with a finger inside my asshole. Why can’t I find a boy to fuck me like this? Oh man, I am so tired after an hour of this and I don’t want my dad to catch me so I better put everything away. I just hope he doesn’t want to borrow my camera.”

You not only get to peek in her diary to learn all her dirty naughty sex secrets, but the pictures are posted also! Go check out Teen Porn Show for more…

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Yup, I may have talked another friend of mine into writing more, and writing original erotic stories Meanwhile I have to give Littlejohn and Libido Ergo Sum a nudge…after I get my ass in gear and finish my own “new original erotic sex story” LOL

I think it’s much harder to write a true erotic story than it is to just make up some fantasy erotic fiction. I am finding that I want all the right and perfect words to be able to express exactly what I felt and did and had done to me…and somehow it just doesn’t sound right when I reread it! It’s kind of frustrating, but at some point this weekend I will just say “Fuck it,” and post the damn thing LOL

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Yup I am writing another original erotic sex story! Well, actually it is more like a true sexy confession…or “sexploit” about last night’s picture session that produced these panties pics

and made for some EXCELLENT foreplay to some hot steamy fun sex

I’ve told y’all before about my new sex toy…a digital camera. And about how roleplaying as if he was a porn director gets us both horny. And about how sexy these pictures are making me feel Well, I am going to put fingers to keyboard and type it out for y’all in juicy sexy erotic detail! Give me a day or two to work it out so it really expresses just how erotic and fun this really is for both me AND the fiancee!

My tax dollars at work!! Oh this one burns me up, it seems one of my idiotic state lawmakers actually proposed a bill to make the sale and even just the ownership of sex toys illegal! I’d like to thank FanTC’s Portal to Porn blog for tipping me off on this newest stupidity.

This has to be a new low for my adopted home state…surely they don’t have better things to do, like maybe fix the state’s medical plan? Finish up several years-long highway construction projects? Fix the schools? But no…some pea-brained prude wants to criminalize probably 80% of the state’s residents! Come on…I know I own a sex toy…a vibrator to be exact…I even named it “BOB” which stands for “Battery Operated Boyfriend.” And no stupid sex law will ever make me give it up!

This woman desparately needs an intervention: she needs to be dressed up in sexy lingerie, be given at least two (preferrably three) hot sex toys like a dildo and some vibrating panties, then she needs to sat in front of the DVD player and forced to watch the sexiest erotic porn DVDs I can find…and if you’ve been reading this erotic blog for any amount of time you know I can find quite a few!

For the terminally curious, I am talking about Tennessee state senator Charlotte Burks. Too bad I don’t live in her district, or I’d have some great good fun at the next town hall meeting she holds with her constituents! LOL Hey, if you live in her district, give her some hell for me…she really does need to get laid!

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A webmaster buddy of mine is venturing into the world of porn blogging, and is including Free Porn Stories as part of his porn blog. Hey, y’all know me I love some good erotic sex stories! Warning: he posts the whole XXX sex story on the blog…be prepared LOL and his first one up is long, juicy, steamy, raunchy, and XXX erotic.

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LOL “…when last we saw our heroine, she was telling the blogosphere about a contest to become a porn director…” (see post below!)

Believe it or not, that whole post from Friday night kicked off some great sex roleplay with the fiancee for the past couple days, and adds a fun little twist to our love-making.

It started when I quoted my blog entry, and told him: “…get down there and lick that pussy until she can’t help but moan and scream because it feels so good!” in my best imagined “porn director” voice a la “Orgazmo.” Hehehe that’s exactly what he did, until I finally had to break loose gasping for him to give me the dick!

In fact, since I posted about it Friday night (and let the fiancee read the post) we have been joking about it and playing around with the idea in and out of bed. Just think of how much more realistic that sexy fantasy would be if I was eligible to enter! I find it fun, exciting, and amazing how the erotic fantasy of being a porn movie director adds to the erotic excitement in bed.

Take a look at the link below…and if your partner is so inclined, share it…and the sexual fantasy of becoming a director of a XXX erotic porn movie scene! Now, excuse us, I think he has another “porn movie scene” he wants to direct…

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Yeah, I know it sounds strange, but I have the press release in my mailbox. U Rent DVDs adult erotic movie rental store has announced they are sending one lucky customer to Los Angeles to be a director in an erotic porn movie!

The press release reads:

URentDVDs is pleased to announce the start of its “You’re the Director” Sweepstakes. Starting March 1st and running through March 31st, consumers will be able to enter into a drawing to win an all expense paid trip to “Porn Valley“, where they will get a chance to be the director of a XXX scene in an upcoming Defiance Film’s release.

Ladies, just think…YOU can call the shots and finally be able to see the exact erotic fantasy that plays in your mind…on your screen! Tell the actresses to quit looking at the camera and really get into to what they are doing…tell the guy to get down there and lick that pussy until she can’t help but moan and scream because it feels so good.

Guys, the same for you…YOU get to tell the actors not only what to do, but how to do it. From what I have read, the lucky winner gets to choose the scene Costumes trip your trigger? Hey, you will be the boss of this erotic porn scene! Dig into the deep dark secret desires you have been pining to see on your erotic sex DVDs…

Alright, alright! Here’s the link that gets you a FREE TRIAL on top of your entry into this sexy and erotic contest:

U Rent DVDs